乌鸦传媒

You鈥檙e the person we need on the frontlines. You thrive off your gut instinct and whether it鈥檚 a dragon, troll, Death Eater, Voldemort, or DVT, you鈥檙e there when we need you.

The brainiac of the group, you are at home studying in the lab. Some might call you a know-it-all, but don鈥檛 let it bother you, they need your expertise. And we bet that time turner comes in handy for figuring out cause and effect.

You鈥檙e smart and your bravery is undeniable, but you know when to ask for help. Most importantly you鈥檙e a loyal friend and do what you can to make things easier for the rest of us鈥�and you appreciate the free lunch every so often.

You are the definition of heart. At a moment鈥檚 notice nearly anything could happen, yet you鈥檙e always ready to rise to the challenge.

You can cast a Killing curse or Healing spell at will, often depending on whom you deem worthy. Look, as it stands, you are the 鈥淏ig Bad鈥� right now. It all started with good intentions, but maybe you鈥檝e taken things too far.

You may be a minion of Big Pharma, but your heart could be in the right place. The choice is yours to make.

Often overshadowed by others, we know you are the true unsung hero. You care deeply and have a big heart, but can kick some serious butt when the occasion calls for it.

As the master of poisons and potions, you are often the most misunderstood specialty of all. No one wants to need your help, but when they do you are there to do your best to save the day.

You have the biggest heart, and not just because you鈥檙e a half giant. Your rapport with the children is unmatched, and you are there for them through thick and thin. Keep being the caretaker of those 鈥渓ittle monsters.鈥�

We aren鈥檛 sure if you鈥檙e evil, rigid, or just trying to do your best in a crazy system. Either way, between regulation upon regulation, cruel disciplinary actions, and maybe a bit of cronyism, things get difficult.

Some may call you loony, and with good reason. Your methods are unconventional, which make you a bit of an outcast. Keep handing out those Butterbeer cork necklaces to keep the Nargles away, and let us know when you find that Crumple-Horned Snorkack.

Obliviate! You keep your patients from knowing what happened to them. If there鈥檚 one thing you pride yourself on, it鈥檚 your Memory Charms; known to the muggle world as anesthesia.

When it comes right down to it, you have the experience, know-how, and grit to deal with the most urgent of situations. Your magical eye lets you assess situations quickly, and some say you even have eyes in the back of your head. 鈥淵ou need to know what you鈥檙e up against! You need to be prepared!鈥�

We rely on you and the remedies you prepare more than you could ever know.

You have mastered the art of changing appearances, just don鈥檛 go overboard with those duck lips.

We don鈥檛 like you and we have a feeling you don鈥檛 like you either.

There truly is no one who can handle a crick in the neck like you!

Let鈥檚 just say that raising those seven Weasley children has made you the undisputed master of various hormonal secretions.

Circumstances have you isolated, and most of your contributions are made in the dark.

You are soft-spoken and kind, but you鈥檇 know all about the madness within, wouldn鈥檛 you? Also, we hear you have a certain connection with the moon.

Merlin鈥檚 beard the galleons are outstanding! But we know you went into this for purely academic purposes, of course. You understand鈥�.

Your presence always makes it seem easier to breathe, no matter how stressful the situation, and keeping up with all those children at Hogwarts is enough to make anyone out of breath!

We may not always be able to see them, but you take care of all those monsters and creatures that may do us harm.

You are certainly the brains behind it all. One of the most successful and powerful providers out there. We know you鈥檙e good, you know you鈥檙e good, and we鈥檙e sure it gets to your head.

Your focus on muggles, i.e., normal human people, makes you perfect for the study of public health.

No one can break the curse of kidney disease like you.

A master of dueling all kinds of diseases to protect your charges from the dark arts. A master of charms, you are there to shield us when we need it. Protego horribilis!

You are no-nonsense, but caring, as you coach people back to physical health. Teach us to use that broomstick, er, crutches, correctly!

Truly a wizard of wonderful devices and gadgets galore. You鈥檙e endlessly inventive and at the end of the day are profoundly caring for those you work with, one person alone wouldn鈥檛 do this cluster justice. Whatever we need, you鈥檒l have it at Weasley鈥檚 Wizard Wheezes (or your workshop).

You can be possessive of the patients in your care in the ob/gyn wing, always there to make sure their visitors don鈥檛 disturb them too much. They need their rest, after all. You end up caring for more than one patient at a time, and work can often get frustrating, but you love what you do.

You were probably an athlete yourself, you鈥檙e a fun personality and energetic provider.

Sometimes it seems like you can see the future, and though some might dismiss your prophecies, we know you are important.

You know the importance of facts and history. Some might call your favored subject old and dusty, but you鈥檙e an expert at things that have been around for a long time.

Have a fire in the belly, acid reflux, breathing out smoke? Better go see your local dragon expert, we mean gastroenterologist.