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    2 of 35 Emergency Medicine

    You’re the person we need on the frontlines. You thrive off your gut instinct and whether it’s a dragon, troll, Death Eater, Voldemort, or DVT, you’re there when we need you.
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    3 of 35 Pathology

    The brainiac of the group, you are at home studying in the lab. Some might call you a know-it-all, but don’t let it bother you, they need your expertise. And we bet that time turner comes in handy for figuring out cause and effect.
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    4 of 35 Primary Care

    You’re smart and your bravery is undeniable, but you know when to ask for help. Most importantly you’re a loyal friend and do what you can to make things easier for the rest of us…and you appreciate the free lunch every so often.
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    5 of 35 Cardiology

    You are the definition of heart. At a moment’s notice nearly anything could happen, yet you’re always ready to rise to the challenge.
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    6 of 35 Big Pharma

    You can cast a Killing curse or Healing spell at will, often depending on whom you deem worthy. Look, as it stands, you are the “Big Bad” right now. It all started with good intentions, but maybe you’ve taken things too far.
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    7 of 35 Pharma Rep

    You may be a minion of Big Pharma, but your heart could be in the right place. The choice is yours to make.
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    8 of 35 Nursing

    Often overshadowed by others, we know you are the true unsung hero. You care deeply and have a big heart, but can kick some serious butt when the occasion calls for it.
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    9 of 35 Oncology

    As the master of poisons and potions, you are often the most misunderstood specialty of all. No one wants to need your help, but when they do you are there to do your best to save the day.
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    10 of 35 Pediatrics

    You have the biggest heart, and not just because you’re a half giant. Your rapport with the children is unmatched, and you are there for them through thick and thin. Keep being the caretaker of those “little monsters.”
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    11 of 35 Administration

    We aren’t sure if you’re evil, rigid, or just trying to do your best in a crazy system. Either way, between regulation upon regulation, cruel disciplinary actions, and maybe a bit of cronyism, things get difficult.
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    12 of 35 Integrative Medicine

    Some may call you loony, and with good reason. Your methods are unconventional, which make you a bit of an outcast. Keep handing out those Butterbeer cork necklaces to keep the Nargles away, and let us know when you find that Crumple-Horned Snorkack.
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    13 of 35 Anesthesiology

    Obliviate! You keep your patients from knowing what happened to them. If there’s one thing you pride yourself on, it’s your Memory Charms; known to the muggle world as anesthesia.
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    14 of 35 Critical Care

    When it comes right down to it, you have the experience, know-how, and grit to deal with the most urgent of situations. Your magical eye lets you assess situations quickly, and some say you even have eyes in the back of your head. “You need to know what you’re up against! You need to be prepared!”
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    15 of 35 Pharmacy

    We rely on you and the remedies you prepare more than you could ever know.
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    16 of 35 Plastic Surgery

    You have mastered the art of changing appearances, just don’t go overboard with those duck lips.
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    17 of 35 Malpractice

    We don’t like you and we have a feeling you don’t like you either.
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    18 of 35 Chiropractor

    There truly is no one who can handle a crick in the neck like you!
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    19 of 35 Endocrinology

    Let’s just say that raising those seven Weasley children has made you the undisputed master of various hormonal secretions.
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    20 of 35 Radiology

    Circumstances have you isolated, and most of your contributions are made in the dark.
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    21 of 35 Psychiatry

    You are soft-spoken and kind, but you’d know all about the madness within, wouldn’t you? Also, we hear you have a certain connection with the moon.
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    22 of 35 Surgery

    Merlin’s beard the galleons are outstanding! But we know you went into this for purely academic purposes, of course. You understand….
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    23 of 35 Pulmonology

    Your presence always makes it seem easier to breathe, no matter how stressful the situation, and keeping up with all those children at Hogwarts is enough to make anyone out of breath!
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    24 of 35 Infectious Disease

    We may not always be able to see them, but you take care of all those monsters and creatures that may do us harm.
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    25 of 35 Neurology

    You are certainly the brains behind it all. One of the most successful and powerful providers out there. We know you’re good, you know you’re good, and we’re sure it gets to your head.
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    26 of 35 Public Health

    Your focus on muggles, i.e., normal human people, makes you perfect for the study of public health.
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    27 of 35 Nephrology

    No one can break the curse of kidney disease like you.
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    28 of 35 Preventive Medicine

    A master of dueling all kinds of diseases to protect your charges from the dark arts. A master of charms, you are there to shield us when we need it. Protego horribilis!
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    29 of 35 Physical Therapy

    You are no-nonsense, but caring, as you coach people back to physical health. Teach us to use that broomstick, er, crutches, correctly!
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    30 of 35 Prosthetics

    Truly a wizard of wonderful devices and gadgets galore. You’re endlessly inventive and at the end of the day are profoundly caring for those you work with, one person alone wouldn’t do this cluster justice. Whatever we need, you’ll have it at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes (or your workshop).
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    31 of 35 Ob/Gyn

    You can be possessive of the patients in your care in the ob/gyn wing, always there to make sure their visitors don’t disturb them too much. They need their rest, after all. You end up caring for more than one patient at a time, and work can often get frustrating, but you love what you do.
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    32 of 35 Sports Medicine

    You were probably an athlete yourself, you’re a fun personality and energetic provider.
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    33 of 35 Diagnostic Medicine

    Sometimes it seems like you can see the future, and though some might dismiss your prophecies, we know you are important.
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    34 of 35 Geriatrics

    You know the importance of facts and history. Some might call your favored subject old and dusty, but you’re an expert at things that have been around for a long time.
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    35 of 35 Gastroenterology

    Have a fire in the belly, acid reflux, breathing out smoke? Better go see your local dragon expert, we mean gastroenterologist.